Things I Learned This Week

1. Hamburger Helper made with textured vegetable protein is edible, but not tasty, when warm. It is inedible cold.
2. An iPod touch cannot be operated with one's hands when one is wearing fleecy gloves. It can be operated by nose touch, but with iffy accuracy. Also, you look stupid.
3. I think the slow cooker bread pudding recipe was only fair; we'll make the stuffing with faux sausage again, though.