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Recently, one of my favorite political bloggers mentioned a foodstuff I'd never heard of: bean pie.

The country group Alabama had made me aware of sweet potato pie (and its silencing qualities); I had heard of rhubarb pie from Sesame Street (and then subsequently warned off of it by my rhubarb-skeptical parents, as well as Jack Nicholson); I am even familiar with shoo-fly pie (although, honestly, just from the song, and without Google I wouldn't know what the companion food was).

But back to bean pie. According to what appears to be the Nation of Islam's recipe (no, I am not kidding), bean pie is navy beans pureed with enough traditional piestuffs (condensed milk, vanilla, nutmeg, butter) that the beans cease to be vegetable and become merely starch for a pie filling. In theory, I think I approve.

A blogger who tried a packaged version said they tasted better than OK. Personally, if I were to have a bean pie, I'd make one. We do have a lot of navy beans lying around that we have no use for, so I wouldn't even need the commercially available bean pie mix.

Now, the real question is whether I make my own pie crust, or let Keebler do the low-fat cooking?

More on Pi Day

As I mentioned to the Sherbs, Pi Day (the best made up holiday since Talk Like a Pirate Day) is best celebrated on 3/14/15 at 9:26:53. (For those not in on the nerdy math joke, click here).

Anyway, Pi Day should be celebrated with a party serving pies. My favorite pie, personally, is the Amish Vanilla Pie, which is sugar and fat in a pie shell, with a crumb topping. It is so horribly unhealthy that it tastes great.