Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bagel Exegesis

The Sherbs tells me that I was good to use "bagel Samson" in my bagel biblical analogies as, although bagel David did fight the Philistines (even defeating bagel Goliath), he also brought back one thousand Philistine foreskins, which are not bagel-y at all, because bagel Saul asked for a hundred.

While a Bagel-ful® is mildly phallic (like any tubular food), it's not that phallic, and now I'm not sure I want to eat them ever again. Unlike real bagels, which are often prepared by people without foreskins, so I don't have to think of them at all!

And I won't. I'll think of how whitefish salad tastes great on pumpernickel with a slice of onion and a slice of tomato.

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