Dear Splenda,
Thank you for making a tasty and delicious sugar/sucralose blend. It is oh so tasty and good for me too! This is fantastic news!
This morning, I put one teaspoon on the brown sugar blend on my healthy cardboard cereal and it was instantly great!
Will you marry me?
Love,
Sherbs
2 comments:
I hate to break this to you, but you're already engaged.
And that person would be seriously put out if you broke it off to marry an artificial sweetener.
Whatever. Fake sugar is my true love....
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