I thought I lost my driver's license today.
I didn't notice it until I was doing some online banking and realized a bird had pooped straight into my open wallet while I was at the ATM. Then, when cleaning said wallet, I saw my driver's license was missing.
Fortunately, it had fallen mere feet from my desk.
I am not sure there are any life lessons I can take from this.
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"Always sprinkle poisoned birdseed around the ATMs you frequent"
Doesn't work fast enough.
VX would do it, but I'd have to wear an NBC suit to do my banking.
I was eating outside of brakes plus here in Goodyear, Arizona when a bird dropped a load on my shoulder which sort of nicked my face. Now that was nasty. This had to just be annoying.
Also I've come to realize that never park your car next to trees; birds sit on those branches! And also don't eat lunch on a curb next to trees which is what brought about my experience with bird shit to the side of the face and shoulder.
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