Thursday, April 10, 2008

Maybe Free Dr. Pepper?

As many of you in the Pepper-sphere have long known, Dr. Pepper has offered a free can to every citizen of these great United States (suck it, Canadians! Our drink! As the LOLcats say, "not yours"!) should Guns 'n Roses finally release the album they've been "working" on for fifteen years.

Evidently, now that the money's on the table, Axl Rose has decided that soaking the Waco-based subsidiary of Cadbury-Schweppes is way better than an eternal asymptotic search towards artistic perfection. The "Chinese Democracy" album is allegedly in the hands of the record label.

Take me down to Paradise City, where evidently all citizens get a free can of Dr. Pepper.

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