An Ode to Eggplant

Last night, after a pilates class, Stoner and I cooked ourselves intense sandwiches. These sandwiches contained many of the important ingredients:

• Carbs (bread...mmm)
• Cheese (mozzarella in fact!)
• Onions
• Tomato sauce
• Eggplant

It was quite tasty. Granted, I pulled mine apart and ate it all weird and messy, but still delish. And so, even though I was up in the middle of the night (various reasons, one to be explained later) and am a little cranky today, I believe an Ode to Eggplant is in order, especially since I had some with lunch today. Similar to another ode, this will be an acrostic:

Eggplant - how I love thee!
Great, bit and Delicious
Gas comes forth after consuming you! So stinky, but worth it
Purple in color, delicious in taste
Lovely tasting with tomato sauce and pasta
And Chinese food and just baked in the oven
Never ending is my love for thee!
Tonight I will fart, again.