Friday, March 30, 2007

Cheer Peril!

The New York Times has an article out telling us that cheerleading is America's most dangerous sport.

All I can say is, I knew there was a reason Kim Possible's day job was cheerleader. Someone who daily faces the risk of a paralyzing injury for a mere team sport is not going to be afraid of fighting a woman whose hands are on fire.

Also, this is good news for those of us who merely watch cheerleaders. Don't like cheerleaders? Just think of how some of them will not be walking (or alive) by next year. Think cheerleaders are awesome? Just think of them as America's next action heroes/heroines.

Why isn't the Army recruiting cheerleaders more heavily?

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